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textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google


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rhinosarahs:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
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Sending emails to teachers
  • Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
  • Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
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last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

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booagulates:

friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself

just remember that


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